Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.
College is a fucked up place
Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another planet to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.
i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible
dude imagine if you could stop time
like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book
or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second
you’d have so much time to do whatever you want
wow, i could get even more procrastinating done!
Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.
When I was little I thought they actually did this in court
This may be the best gif we’ve ever seen. Ever.
Childhood movies taught me the most important thing of all: parents aren’t always right and they don’t always know what’s best for you.
look how many notes this thing has
Except Santa kinda was right. He knows all.
Well he is Santa
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
literally adventure time knows their shit